How To Get Rid of a Bat in Your Apartment.

Step 1. Don’t use bare hands to remove a bat from your home. Put on heavy leather gloves. Put on giant, puffy winter mittens and curse the fact that you don’t own heavy leather gloves.

Step 2. Isolate bat in one room and open a window or door. Leave the bat alone so he can find his way out.

Step 3. Success! Go back to bed. Bat decides to crawl under closed bedroom door instead of flying out of wide open front door leading to freedom. Realize that you are dealing with a not so bright bat. Curse the stupid bat.

Step 4. Open bedroom window so that bat may fly away. Bat decides to hang out on the blinds covering the bedroom window. Put on heavy sweatshirt and sunglasses. Hide under a sheet while you contemplate your next move. Try to take photos of bat without uncovering any part of yourself.

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Step 5. Success! Go back to bed. Bat falls off of window and into a box of craft supplies. Ask bat to take an IQ test.

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Steps 6, 7, 8…. Cover box with a towel. Pick up box and run outside while shrieking. Drop box on ground, remove towel.  Wait for bat to fly away. Gently nudge box. Bat stays in box and starts squeaking. Take more photos of the bat. Attempt to pry bat out of the box using a butterfly net. Bat makes noises like an angry squirrel and clings to box. Abandon box, bat and craft supplies. Briefly consider writing a note warning neighbours about bat in box. Write a ridiculous blog post instead.

For actual helpful advice on removing a bat from your house click here.

 

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Otherborn- Tour Stop, Review and Giveaway!

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Welcome to the blog tour for  Overborn by Anna Silver. My tour stop includes a synopsis, review and a giveaway!

Synopsis:

London and her teenage friends live in a reprocessed world.

Confined within Capital City’s concrete walls, London has done the impossible and the illegal. She’s created something New- a song. But her mentor, club owner Pauly, is not impressed. Since the historic Energy Crisis forced everyone behind walls generations ago, the Tycoons have ensured there is truly nothing new allowed under the sun. Pauly warns London to keep her song to herself, if she knows what’s good for her.

What he doesn’t know, is that London is keeping an even bigger secret: she dreams. And she’s not alone. London’s band-mates and friends have begun dreaming as well, seeing themselves in “night pictures” as beings from another world. As Otherborn, they must piece together the story of their astral avatars, the Others, in order to save their world from a dreamless, hopeless future.

When Pauly is murdered and an Otherborn goes missing, London realizes someone is hunting them down. Escaping along the Outroads, they brave the deserted Houselands with only their dreams to guide them. Can they find their friend before the assassin finds them? Will being Otherborn save their lives, or destroy them?

OtherbornReview: 

I liked London’s character. She’s smart and tough, but certainly not perfect. London is the type of person that you root for. It was nice to see a YA novel where a girl actually has friends. Most YA novels show the girl either with a boyfriend, trying to get a boyfriend or trying to decide between two different guys, usually with a token friend so that she’s not just talking to herself for chunks of the book. I was happy to see Landon with a good group of friends.

I felt like I really knew London because Anna Silver does such a good job of introducing us to her. We get a good look into her life- where she lives, her family, friends, etc. I like that you have enough of her back story and enough details about her life to make her feel like a real, fully fleshed out person. It made me more invested in her character and I cared more about her and her story.

Otherborn is a bit slow at some points; it wasn’t consistent at keeping my attention. The ideas and events in the book are interesting but I found myself skimming the book at times, although the book does pick up.

This book had some parts that reminded me of other YA dystopian novels. For example London creating a new song reminded me about how the Society in Matched had kept 100 dresses, 100 history lessons, 100 songs etc and nothing more was kept or made.

I really enjoyed the writing in Otherborn. Anna Silver adds so many details and descriptions of the world, events and characters in Otherborn that you feel as if you are there. It makes for a more interesting read when the author has put a lot of thought and effort into creating a full world and Anna Silver does not disappoint.

I would give Otherborn 4/5 stars and would highly recommend this book.

Don’t forget to enter the giveaway for 5 ebook copies, open internationally. Click here to enter.

Otherborn is available for purchase on Amazon and at Barnes & Noble.

Find Otherborn on GoodReads and please check out the other stops on the Otherborn tour.

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Wordless Wednesday #6 Spring Walk

Purple Flower

 

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A Few of My Favourite Things: Easter

Funny Easter card:

For the Doctor Who fans:

For the DIYers:

Such a cute ring:

And a bunny necklace to go with the ring:

What’s Easter without some chocolate?

Books need Easter treats too:

And a Easter basket to put all of your goodies into:

All of my favourite Easter things are available through Etsy. Click on the pictures to go to that item, or click on the seller’s name below the picture to go to the main page of their shop.

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Easter Books for Children Roundup

Happy Easter! Here are some great children’s books for Easter.

Happy Easter Curious GeorgeHappy Easter Curious George by Margret & H.A Rey- A fun Easter book for fans of everyone’s favourite curious monkey. I love the illustrations in this book.

Owen's Marshmallow Chick

Owen’s Marshmallow Chick by Kevin Henkes- A cute book for toddlers. This book makes me want to eat Peeps!

Happy Easter Little CritterHappy Easter Little Critter by Mercer Mayer- I loved the Little Critter books when I was a kid. This is a sweet Easter book that focuses on the activities done on Easter.

Peter Rabbit's Happy EasterPeter Rabbit’s Happy Easter by Grace Maccarone- the perfect book for when your kids start asking question about the Easter bunny, this book tells the story of how the Easter bunny came to be.

Happy Easter MouseHappy Easter Mouse! by Laura Numeroff and Felicia Bond- A fun book for younger children and fans of the If You Give A…series.

Leo the LopLeo the Lop by Stephen Cosgrove- Not technically an Easter book but it has rabbits so I’m including it anyways. I loved all of the Serendipity books when I was a kid but Leo the Lop is the one that stands out the most. A touching tale (see how I resisted the urge to call it a tail?) about being different.

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Review of The Pregnancy Project by Gaby Rodriguez with Jenna Glatzner

The Pregnancy ProjectThe Pregnancy Project by Gaby Rodriguez and Jenna Glatzer is the true story of a high school student who faked her pregnancy for her senior project in order to start a discussion on teen pregnancy and stereotypes. Gaby Rodriguez told very few people that her pregnancy was faked in order to take a more realistic look on how pregnant teens are treated.

The Pregnancy Project is broken into three sections. The first section gives a detailed look into Gaby’s upbringing, home life and family history. She explains how her family history led her to choose this project. The section section looks at how Gaby faked the pregnancy and what her life was like while she was “pregnant” and how her family, friends, peers and teachers  treated her. The third section looks at what happened after her big reveal.

The Pregnancy Project was a fascinating story. Gaby Rodriguez put a lot of thought into this project and it is amazing that she chose to go through with this project, even as she faced negative attention from many people including her family. This book gives an eye opening look into what many teen parents must face, and the lack of support that they may receive. Rodriguez worked with Jenna Glatzner to write this book and it’s well written. There is a teen voice to the writing and you really get a personal look into Rodriguez’s life before, during, and after the project. It flows very well between the three sections and the writing isn’t choppy or disjointed as some books written by two authors are.

I give The Pregnancy Project 5/5 stars.

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Cover Reveal: Awakened by Kriston Johnson

Today I’m participating in the Cover Reveal for Awakened by Kriston Johnson. Awakened is the first book in The Legends of Elyndia series. Here’s the cover:

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Awakened

Is it just me, or does the girl on the cover look a bit like Jennifer Lawrence?

Synopsis:

Can fighting for the right side be the wrong thing to do?

Draven, the tyrant ruler of Elyndia for the last one thousand years, searches for the one who can fulfill his prophecy.

The Paladins, an elite band of warriors sworn to protect their way of life at all cost, search for the one with the ability to bring their world crumbling down.

An innocent girl, tormented by demons only she can see, lives on the brink of insanity and longs for a life of peace.

When seventeen-year-old Jade Rosenberg reads from an antique book, she has no idea she just read an incantation awaking her inherited power. But when opposing—and equally terrifying—groups invade her home, she learns she is descended from an enchanted realm and a member of a powerful race thought to have been hunted to extinction.

Ripped from her world, Jade is forced to seek refuge from those who want her dead. She is given one of two options and the time has come for her to make a choice: assassinate their sworn enemy…

Or sacrifice her soul.

Author Bio:

Kriston Johnson lives in Southwest Washington with her husband, teenage son, and miniature Australian Shepherd. Her home rests at the fringe of an old growth forest that she insists is the home of Jason Voorhees. Her husband thinks that’s a ridiculous assumption, because everyone knows it’s really Bigfoot. Every summer Kriston participates in the annual pilgrimage to Faerieworlds, a real life faerie realm here on Earth, and has an unhealthy obsession with Star Wars, The Vampire Diaries, and Iron Man. Awakened is her first novel. You can visit her online at www.kristonjohnson.blogspot.com.

Don’t forget to check out Kriston’s Good Reads, Facebook,  and Twitter.

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Afterlife Academy Cover Reveal

I’m participating in the Cover Reveal for Afterlife Academy, a YA Paranormal novel by Jaimie Admans.

Afterlife Academy by jaimie Admans Cover Reveal

Book Synopsis:

Even being dead isn’t enough to get you out of maths class.

Dying wasn’t on sixteen-year-old Riley Richardson’s to-do list. And now, not only is she dead, but she’s stuck in a perpetual high school nightmare. Worse still, she’s stuck there with the geekiest, most annoying boy in the history of the world, ever. In a school where the geeks are popular and just about everything is wrong, Riley has become an outcast. She begins a desperate quest to get back to her perfect life, but her once-perfect life starts to unravel into something not nearly as perfect as she thought it was.
And maybe death isn’t really that bad after all…

Welcome to Afterlife Academy, where horns are the norm, the microwave is more intelligent than the teachers, and the pumpkins have a taste for blood.

About the Author:

Jaimie is a 27-year-old English-sounding Welsh girl with an awkward-to-spell name. She lives in South Wales and enjoys writing, gardening, drinking tea and watching horror movies. She hates spiders and cheese & onion crisps.

She has been writing for years, but has never before plucked up the courage to tell people. She writes mostly chick-lit and young adult. Kismetology is her first novel and there are plenty more on the way!

To find out more about the author, check out her website and follow her on Twitter, Facebook or Good Reads.

What do you think of the cover?

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Wordless Wednesday #5

Cat's Caboose in St. Catharines

Cat’s Caboose in St. Catharines

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Review of Cooking the Books by Kerry Greenwood

Cooking the Books by Kerry Greenwood

Cooking the Books by Kerry Greenwood

Cooking the Books is the latest Corinna Chapman mystery by Kerry Greenwood. In Cooking the Books Corinna is meant to be having a relaxing vacation while the bakery is closed but instead ends up baking for the set of a soap opera called “Kiss the Bride”. While practical jokes, hidden identities and actor drama cause chaos on set, Daniel and Corinna are hunting down some very important papers off set, and helping out a woman being bullied by her employer along the way.

Kerry Greenwood’s books have such unique and lively characters. Obviously Corinna and Daniel are in this book and they are joined on the set by Kylie and Goss, who have parts in the soap opera. I really enjoyed how Jason was included in this book. In Cooking the Books he is on vacation surfing for most of the book but is included in the book by having Corinna and Jason email back and forth to each other (love his crazy spelling!).

I picked up Cooking the Books at just the right time. With the weather having a hard time deciding between being freezing cold and mild and raining, plus with a day off due to freezing rain and a snow day, I had no desire to brave the winter weather. Cooking the Books is the perfect book to stay inside with on a snow day- this cozy mystery offers an entertaining plot that will keep you intrigued until the end while still being light enough for a vacation read. I’m not a big fan of mysteries with blood and gore and the Corinna Chapman series is absolutely perfect for me.

I give Cooking the Books 5/5 stars. Fans of Greenwood’s previous books should be sure to pick it up and fans of other cozy mysteries should check it out. If you’re looking for a fun and interesting read pick up Cooking the Books.

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